Don’t even ask at this point if there’s any rhyme or reason to these groupings of photos. There’s not. I was just going through the photos of the Vanity Fair post-Oscar party, pulling random images as I muttered to myself, “Ugh, hideous.” So here’s one of my contenders for worst dressed of the evening, January Jones in Wes Gordan. Like, I hate this in every conceivable way. I hate her hair, I hate her makeup, I hate the combination of colors, I hate the design. I can’t find one nice thing to say. She looks terrible.

Claire Danes in frilly pink Valentino. It’s… not my style. I think she’s too old to wear it too. I would expect this on Taylor Swift, only she would find it too “revealing”!!

Diane Kruger in Calvin Klein. Er. The color is beautiful on her. Is the bra intentional? Is that part of the design? She looks cold, right? Cold and uncomfortable.

Here’s Sofia Vergara in Cavalli – I don’t like the dress on her at all. She’s beautiful, but it looks like a really fussy wedding gown. I prefer her in sleeker looks.

Here’s Kate Beckinsale in Julien Macdonald. At least it’s not a prom dress? It’s not a look she’s done before, but there’s a reason for that. This is awful!!

Photos courtesy of WENN, Fame/Flynet.