Last night, the Jenner-Kardashian family came out for the “launch” of the Kardashian Kollection, and to say that it was an insane buffet of tacky stripperwear in assorted animal prints would be too kind. I even had to ask CB to help me identify some of the animal prints, but we’re both at a loss for some of them. The print must be from the ever-elusive famewhore animal, who wears his spotted coat in the form of the most hideous jumpsuit you’ve ever seen. Suffice to say, I’m pretty sure that all of the Kardash-Jenner ladies were wearing their own designs. Sad.

I’m tempted to just begin and END with Kim, because I don’t even want to start with the other ladies, but seriously, they all look bad. I mean, Kris Jenner looked terrible in an ill-fitting leopard-print dress, Kourtney just looks like awful these days, and Khloe… well, Khloe just looked budget – but I think her face and hair were the best out of the bunch. And I guess Kylie and Kendell Jenner looked okay too, although there’s some Ali Lohan happening with those girls, and it’s sad.

As for Kim… her jacked face doesn’t look quite so jarring when her hair is down and loose, thank God. But Kim’s outfit was by far the worst. I’m referring to her outfit as a jumpsuit, but the animal print is plaguing me. I think it’s more jaguar-print than leopard-print. Ugh. I once confessed to CB that I wasn’t opposed to the odd-animal print, in home décor or fashion, but I think this Kardashian Karpet was just a famewhore too far for me. Why do they all look like strippers who just managed to find the easiest, tackiest things to use as cover-ups?

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